1. Never forget the meal - you may regret it after that time.
2. Close your car easily.
3. Please do not park in the time zone (2 hours etc.). Outside of parking time will be added.
4. Do not park in the parking prohibited area. A parking ticket is added and must be paid before registration for the next semester.
5. Do not park in toe / away zone - no tow charge.
6. Take the bus.
7. Sign Shiny is perfect for signing.
8. The sharp shiny is the best to use for sign casting.
9. "Shiny" is ideal for use as a sign "I am your friend when you need it".
10. You can use the stapler to repair the hem of the jeans.
11. The stapler can not be used for repairing broken dresses or bra straps.
12. Staple remover makes large ice for small ice.
13. Staple remover is almost useless to remove hard labor staple, regardless of paper or drunk roommate's eyeball.
14. The smell of the contents of the washing bag is proportional to the height of the guest you brought to the dormitory room, compared to where the bag is hanging. The shorter the guest, the more bags need to be hung (the smoke will rise).
15. The smell of the contents of the washing bag worsens as content increases in the bag.
16. There are two options for the smell of the contents of the washing bag.
a. I wash clothes.
b. Buy new clothes.
c. Taking home weekend clothes for laundry is not an option!
17. If you need to create a Geography class chart, please color-code.
18. The extra cost and time of the color-coded chart is worth enough when "A" is displayed on the paper.
19. RoseArt creates the cheapest mark and colored pencil to create a Geography class chart.
20. The Crayola 's mark lasts long and probably gets dark, but all of them are suddenly dry, so you must purchase the Anthropology chart for the next semester.
21. Walmart is a great place to buy school supplies, university logo towels, school's emblem embossed sweatshirt.
22. All prices of university bookstores are swelling seriously to show the interests of the board.
23. The Board really does not care how much you spend on Mark.
24. Walmart was the first store in the moon and Mars, so there will be one in your university town. find it. I will patronize it. I know that manager.
25. Wal-Mart and Waffle House are case studies of marketing class textbooks.
26. Waffle House is open 24 hours.
27. Waffle House Coffee opens your eyes, fills the empty stomach without other money, and warms tired students who need a place to come from the rain.
28. Waffle House Tips like waitress.
29. Waffle House waitress loves university students to tip.
The waitress of the waffle house will listen intently when you are doing professor bashing - make sure he is not brother before you begin to hit him.
31. Waffle House waitress will be proud of you as their "rental child" if you come to your graduate and crumble enough and often.
32. As a bulletin board, use a cork plate instead of a wall.
The push pin leaves a small hole in the wall.
34. Pushpin leaves a small hole in the bank account if you need to pay to fill the hole at the end of the semester. Staples is also so.
35. It is difficult to remove staples from bulletin boards. Please use the push pin.
36. Pushpin can not be used to shrink the tires of a friend of a roommate boys (or girls). Exception when inserted into the sidewall (near the rim) of the tire.
37. Because you are wearing your favorite tennis shoes, sandals and roffa, it is a bit excessive to bring 12 pairs of shoes to college, but other things need to be carried to school and go home.
38. Dr. Scholl makes a wonderful gel insert for the tired favorite tennis shoes.
39. If you share the room / bus with some other roommate or wholesale, we will set up the guidelines well on the first day.
a. ________ (Do not use soap, shampoo, cream rinse, deodorant, towel, wash throw, watermelon etc as required).
b. Please do not bring your girlfriend (or boyfriend) to the room without first warning. If you do, you do not need to bring an earplug and eye shadow to me and see what you are doing.
c. Do not take the last pencil / pen / paper without first warning me. If you do, I may have to use the back of your term paper for class notes.
d. Please put your dirty smelly laundry on the side of the room. My side will be full of mine.
e. I am happy. Otherwise, my overwhelming primate friends can put your side in the trash can at your side in the middle of the night and leave the door unlocked.
f. Please tell me when you spend the night. I can use the side of your room.
Drilling punchers will work if you keep them aligned.
41. Drilling puncher works by emptying a small point created by drilling a hole in the paper.
42. A small dot from the hall · puncher · hopper makes a big colored paper.
43. A small point from a perforated puncher hopper is really hard to get out of the carpet.
44. The cheap shag carpet of the old rental trailer borrowed by your old college friends holds a ton of small points from the hole puncher hopper.
45. Use a binder clip of the appropriate size for your project.
Binder clips have several sizes.
a. Teensy (1 note paper or 2 kisses)
b. Tiny (holding four notebooks or one foldable dollar for waffle house waitress).
c. Small (8 notebook papers, 2/4 if waffle house chips are short).
d. Medium (hold 20 to 40 notebook papers, or attach one small magazine to roommate pillowcase).
e. Large (holds 100 split seams of note paper or fairly loose seams until you take them to your dorm room; split sewing of tight clothing requires coat and garbage - it is waste of time to repair) .
f. Extra stuff (have 4 books and open with 3 people; if your fingers are used on their jaws, they will have another person dial 911).
47. Sticky-do (commonly referred to as post-it notes) has several tastes:
a. 1.5 "x 2" (small, indifferent to what reminds me of purchasing a big sticky dose).
b. 3 "x 3" (medium size, please do not use this size, leave a note like "We all like cornflakes" on the roommate's pillow. [quote from Felix Unger, played by Jack Lemmon, in "The Odd Couple, "a GREAT movie about roommates]).
c. 4 "x 6" (larger, expensive, but in large colors, it makes a great background for your roommate's dull bulletin board).
48. The jewel clip is worthless whether it is plastic or metal. About the cheating party bash / orgy / sleepover unless you need to hold used tissues together while a drunkard's roommate is letting beans out at IHOP.
49. IHOP waitress also like hints.
50. I can afford to pursue academic activities at university. Pursue them conservatively.
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